Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
"People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky."
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: cvanillaa, via semicharmedkindalifeee)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.